Ravens fans, Mother’s Day is quickly approaching! Mom’s Day is May 13 this year, which is less than a week away.
Be honest…you still haven’t gotten the woman who brought your crying, screaming, diaper-filling self into this world a gift yet, have you?
You terrible offspring, you.
Ok, now wipe your brow and brush off that wave of guilt that just washed over you, because it’s not too late. Poor Boys has you covered.
That’s right, Poor Boys. The number one store in Maryland for Ravens apparel and gifts also has everything you need to help make up for not calling your mother enough over the past year.
“But wait, shouldn’t I just get mom some flowers?” you’re probably asking.
Your mother (or the mother of your wonderful children), while she will give you a polite smile and thanks when she receives yet another disposable bouquet that will be dead, wilted, and forgotten by the end of the month, would much rather have some purple in her life.
That’s purple apparel, not purple mums.
Think about it. Mom isn’t like Dad. Dad might be happy wearing his same old, worn out, “lucky” Tony Siragusa or Peter Boulware jersey from 1999 every Sunday, but Mom wouldn’t be caught dead in those old rags.
Mom wants to look fashionable and cute while she represents her Ravens proudly.