THIS, however, was just cold-hearted: (OK, not really)
Vaginal belch! ROTFLMAO
Lol, man, where do they come up with this shit? http://profootballmock.com/tim-tebow...iots-contract/
I found this one pretty damn hilarious.
Also, the Harbaugh's one at the bottom of this.
:rolling: I tell ya, sometimes satire is truthier than truth itself...Quote:
“To tell you the truth, I was a little surprised to learn that New England could require me to devote my life to the service of evil. But as Coach Belichick explained to me, it’s just something they call the ‘Patriot Way.’”...
“It’s pretty standard boilerplate language in all our contracts,” explained a red-cloaked Belichick, as blood from the pig’s heart he’d just devoured oozed down his chin.
I showed my girlfriend the Lions signed Amanda Bynes article, and she actually believed it. Too funny.
“Look, you can’t swing a used bong in our locker room without hitting a player who’s awaiting some sort of criminal trial,” Schwartz said. “If I limited this team to just the non-felons, we’d be down to Megatron and a couple of special teams backups.”
They have the facebook QBs thing down pretty good. I mean, if you were to think about a parody of the QBs around the league, they did a good job with it.