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  1. 01-23-2013, 04:06 PM #1
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    Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets



    OMG. Copied/Pasted right from Craiglist. Wow

    Free Super bowl Ticket for Hot Chick - $1
    Good news for someone... My uncle got 4 tickets to the superbowl and gave me 2. My (biatch) girlfriend broke up with me on the day of the New England game so I will be taking someone along with me to spite her. I will pay for tickets, hotel, food, drinks, etc.

    My requirements are simple:

    1. You must be hot and a Ravens fan.
    2. You will be expected to put out, at least HJ/ BJ/ etc.
    3. You will have to hang with my aunt and uncle for at least a little bit.

    Email me if you are interested -- this is not a joke.

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  2. 01-23-2013, 04:20 PM #2
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    Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets

    Lol. If you have one free Super Bowl ticket, you really shouldn't need to advertise on Craigs list to find a hot chick, unless you are very poorly connected.
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  3. 01-23-2013, 04:36 PM #3
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    Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets

    hahahahhahahahaha
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    Who wants a HJ?!?!

    Loser.
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  5. 01-23-2013, 04:46 PM #5
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    Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets

    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonRaven View Post
    Who wants a HJ?!?!

    Loser.
    I'm sure the hot chicks are just lining up to go with this guy to New Orleans.
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  6. 01-23-2013, 05:17 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonRaven View Post
    Who wants a HJ?!?!

    Loser.
    Who wants to hang out with someone's aunt and uncle?
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  7. 01-23-2013, 05:20 PM #7
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    Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets

    Probably wind up with a female impersonator. LOL
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    Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets

    I have to wonder...was the girlfriend a Patriot fan?

    Breaks up with him on the day of the game...this could be possible...
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  9. 01-23-2013, 05:46 PM #9
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    Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets

    So he is looking for a 4-6K HO.
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  10. 01-23-2013, 05:48 PM #10
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    Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets

    Quote Originally Posted by RavenScallywag View Post
    I have to wonder...was the girlfriend a Patriot fan?

    Breaks up with him on the day of the game...this could be possible...
    Think Manti Te'o with regard to the "breakup".
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  11. 01-23-2013, 05:54 PM #11
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    Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets

    Ad retitled: Super Bowl for Sex, Family Obligations.
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    Call me a Special Teams coach again. I dare you! I double dare you, MFer!
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  12. 01-23-2013, 05:54 PM #12
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    Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets

    This would make perfect sense if it were a Steeler fan.
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  13. 01-23-2013, 05:58 PM #13
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    Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets

    Quote Originally Posted by lovefootball View Post
    Probably wind up with a female impersonator. LOL
    Well the HJ would probably be better then...
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  14. 01-23-2013, 06:17 PM #14
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    Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets

    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonRaven View Post
    Who wants a HJ?!?!

    Loser.
    What's wrong with the old fashioned?
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  15. 01-23-2013, 06:40 PM #15
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    Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets

    For a free Super Bowl ticket I'm thinking RJ at minimum.
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  16. 01-23-2013, 08:06 PM #16
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    Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets

    Quote Originally Posted by Ravenboy2003 View Post
    RJ
    Sorry, but I haven't cracked the code on that one yet. VJ is can get, however, if that gets posted
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  17. 01-23-2013, 08:09 PM #17
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    Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets

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    Sorry, but I haven't cracked the code on that one yet. VJ is can get, however, if that gets posted
    Remember the guy from HTS Sports.. Jeff RIMMER?
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    Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets

    Quote Originally Posted by Mista T View Post
    Sorry, but I haven't cracked the code on that one yet. VJ is can get, however, if that gets posted
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  19. 01-23-2013, 08:19 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by PurpleApocalypse37 View Post
    What's wrong with the old fashioned?
    HJ's are for guys who settle. No game.
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  20. 01-23-2013, 08:21 PM #20
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    Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets

    Quote Originally Posted by Filmstudy View Post
    Think Manti Te'o with regard to the "breakup".
    Zing!!! Winner.
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