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    I may or may not be an asshole ...but this is funny



    So a friend of mine for damn near twenty years now is getting married this summer.

    Now, we couldnt be more different in a lot of ways. More like siblings I guess. She is a DIE HARD Dem...hates guns...thinks anyone who owns them is a low class hillbilly. Totally buys the anti-gun rhetoric. I asked her to define an assault rifle and she said anything with more than one bullet and a scope. She gave me a ton of flack for my Marlin 30-30 and bolt action 270.

    So, as a wedding present I am making a donation to the NRA in her name and putting her on their mailing list.



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    Re: I may or may not be an asshole ...but this is funny







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    Re: I may or may not be an asshole ...but this is funny

    Oh and please tell me she you are giving her the donation slip!!!
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    HA! Awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by NCRAVEN View Post
    Oh and please tell me she you are giving her the donation slip!!!
    Gonna have it mailed to her.

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    Re: I may or may not be an asshole ...but this is funny

    That is MORE THAN awesome! My hat's off to ya'.
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    Well played, Wicked.

    Kind of a spin off of this story ....

    The wife and I were meeting a couple for dinner a few months and the wife of the couple was pissed all through dinner about something. After a few glasses of wine, she finally lets go that she's "disappointed" to see an NRA sticker on my Jeep. She launches into the whole gun lobby talking points and not making a lick of sense. So I respond about all the gun safety and training the NRA sponsors and flat out pays for. She had no idea the NRA did anything of the sort.

    Long story short, she's been shooting once a month ever since and now owns a .45.
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    Re: I may or may not be an asshole ...but this is funny

    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonRaven View Post
    Well played, Wicked.

    Kind of a spin off of this story ....

    The wife and I were meeting a couple for dinner a few months and the wife of the couple was pissed all through dinner about something. After a few glasses of wine, she finally lets go that she's "disappointed" to see an NRA sticker on my Jeep. She launches into the whole gun lobby talking points and not making a lick of sense. So I respond about all the gun safety and training the NRA sponsors and flat out pays for. She had no idea the NRA did anything of the sort.

    Long story short, she's been shooting once a month ever since and now owns a .45.

    WOW. Dude, that is flat out awesome and a legit victory.

    If only reason had that kind of effect on everyone.
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