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  1. #1

    I need some help for my football hating wife



    I went to the stadium for the celebration. It was essentially my lunch break. I worked on the way to the stadium, I worked on the way out of the stadium. My wife is pissed, so she childishly posts the following on facebook. I need an AWESOME retort for FB as we are not speaking right now.

    Wife: So apparently I am married to one of the 100,000 dumb a$$' in Baltimore. Super proud moment!
    Friend 1: Was it for yesterday?
    Wife: Yes! I. AM. LIVID!!!
    Friend 1: I thought he gave up trying to get downtown? did he manage to get to baltimore?
    Friend 2: Why are you mad?
    Wife: Because he is a total embarrassment to society. Sat there listening to me talk about the trash that went downtown to skirt responsibility and teach their kids that stupid SH!T is more important than real life!
    Friend 3: <---trash ! It was an amazing family moment for us though and that is priceless! Addy's teacher told me to do it when I discussed it with her. She took her kids to the 1983 O's world series championship parade and her grown kids still remember that day with her. Guess I can say, the teacher talked me into it!
    Friend 1: <---trash, too! (Who was even saving a seat for your dear husband . With Ron arriving that morning from NO, we too decided it would be a special moment to have together as a family, one that doesn't come around often. Personally, I didn't think it was nearly as bad as a school year trip to Disney, in which the kids missed multiple days of school to go to a place that is open 365 days a year. That was a lot of responsibility skirted, just to see a big mouse But, we rolled with it, and cherished the time together. Life is short, and sometimes it's the unique experiences that have the greatest impact as you grow older. I don't regret it.
    Wife: Justify it as you wish but how would you have felt if Adelyn was having a serious asthma attack, gasping for breath and you called 911 and it took an hour for an ambulance because half if the drivers were at the stadium? My husband is an ass!





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    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    I am thinking of posting:
    Passion. Pride. Perseverance. Teamwork. Self awareness. Goal setting. Achievement. Positive attitude. Overcoming adversity. Celebrating accomplishment. Accountability. Hard work. Planning. Preparation. Respect. Consequence of action (or inaction).

    These are all horrible things to teach our children, right?




  3. #3

    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    She's too far gone.
    "When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"




  4. #4

    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    Or not far enough.....




  5. #5

    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    She trashes you on effing Facebook, and calls YOU an ass?

    The last thing I'd do is respond on Facebook. I'd write that stuff on the inside of her Valentine's Day card.




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    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    Wow, sorry about your luck in the marriage pool. Assuming that trading for a less noisy model would be too expensive I suppose the next best thing is a witty retort. How about

    Honey, I sat for an hour listening to your views on the celebration and how it could be detrimental to our neighborhood, friends and family. After some deep soul searching and internal struggle i decided that many of your points were valid. However, weighing them against the benefits left me with a final conclusion that was pretty clear, I am married to a self serving b#@h.




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    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    lol this sounds like it's about a lot more than you going to the stadium on your lunch break man. talk to your wife and get to the root of the problem. best of luck.




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    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    Quote Originally Posted by moose10101 View Post
    She trashes you on effing Facebook, and calls YOU an ass?

    The last thing I'd do is respond on Facebook. I'd write that stuff on the inside of her Valentine's Day card.
    Yeah, seriously, calling someone an ass over facebook. That's not very........professional.....mature? One of those type of words.
    "When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"




  9. #9

    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    Quote Originally Posted by rlh445 View Post
    lol this sounds like it's about a lot more than you going to the stadium on your lunch break man. talk to your wife and get to the root of the problem. best of luck.
    What is that old saying about three truths? lol
    "When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"




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    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    Quote Originally Posted by The Excellector View Post
    Yeah, seriously, calling someone an ass over facebook. That's not very........professional.....mature? One of those type of words.
    A "total embarrassment to society" maybe?




  11. #11

    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    Quote Originally Posted by The Excellector View Post
    She's too far gone.
    Agreed. Frontal labotomy is the only option.
    If you break the rules you can't make the rules.
    - Remove Coach Tomlin from the NFL Competition committee.




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    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    "No weapon formed against this team (or its fans) shall prosper."
    Self appointed Ravens SuperFan in the southern hemisphere/New Zealand.




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