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  1. 02-08-2013, 07:17 PM #1
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    Dear Anquan Boldin



    Dear Anquan Boldin, I have been looking over your stats recently. http://www.pro-football-reference.co..._rushing::none

    It appears you are in your prime. I have a wonderful idea. We have a need for a gentleman like you in our organization. You could be a huge bridge to our future and help our younger stars become even better. You would garner immediate respect and be rewarded handsomely in admiration and monetary compensation.

    Drop me a note if you are interested in further discussion of this proposal.

    Sincerely,

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  2. 02-08-2013, 07:20 PM #2
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    Did you miss his "retire as a raven" remarks today?
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  3. 02-08-2013, 07:22 PM #3
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    Quote Originally Posted by ballhawk View Post
    Did you miss his "retire as a raven" remarks today?
    Sorry, I did. But sometimes $$$ has a way of changing your mind?
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  4. 02-08-2013, 07:26 PM #4
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    Cincy, you damn carpetbagger, you!


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  5. 02-08-2013, 07:32 PM #5
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    Quote Originally Posted by Beau Petard View Post
    Cincy, you damn carpetbagger, you!


    Can't blame a guy for trying!
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  6. 02-08-2013, 07:35 PM #6
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    you leave anquan alone, cat! isn't there a can of fancy feast with your name on it?!
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  7. 02-08-2013, 07:36 PM #7
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    Quote Originally Posted by rlh445 View Post
    you leave anquan alone, cat! isn't there a can of fancy feast with your name on it?!
    I don't care who ya' are, that's funny right there...
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  8. 02-08-2013, 07:38 PM #8
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    Do you really think Mike Brown would spend that kind of MONEY?
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  9. 02-08-2013, 07:44 PM #9
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    Quote Originally Posted by Navy Raven View Post
    Do you really think Mike Brown would spend that kind of MONEY?
    He has leaned to spend money on smarter things as he gets older. Sometimes I think Paul appears in his bedroom and scolds him for being a Scrooge. He has been more lighthearted lately. Maybe sensing his mortality and legacy.

    We also play in Paul Brown Stadium and have a ton of cap money. I see a change.
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  10. 02-08-2013, 08:30 PM #10
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    Dear "Mike Brown",

    Raven FOR LIFE! Thanks though.

    Anquan "Poe" Boldin
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  11. 02-08-2013, 08:34 PM #11
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    Quote Originally Posted by RavenScallywag View Post
    Dear "Mike Brown",

    Raven FOR LIFE! Thanks though.

    Anquan "Poe" Boldin
    Dear Anquan, did I mention $$$$$$???

    Sincerely, hit me up.

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  12. 02-08-2013, 08:38 PM #12
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    hahaha, I think by this point, Anquan isn't hurting for money. Besides, you guys might want to start saving room for after next year, get a feeling AJ Green might start asking for some better money...

    I'd be open to trading Anquan for AJ Green. We'll even throw in Jah Reid!
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  13. 02-08-2013, 08:48 PM #13
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    Quote Originally Posted by RavenScallywag View Post
    hahaha, I think by this point, Anquan isn't hurting for money. Besides, you guys might want to start saving room for after next year, get a feeling AJ Green might start asking for some better money...

    I'd be open to trading Anquan for AJ Green. We'll even throw in Jah Reid!
    Ha! No problem. As long as you throw in J5.
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  14. 02-08-2013, 09:30 PM #14
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    Cinci has their Anquan Boldin type WR in Mo Sanu.
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  15. 02-08-2013, 09:54 PM #15
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    Quote Originally Posted by CodyPKA View Post
    Cinci has their Anquan Boldin type WR in Mo Sanu.
    Agreed, but once we lost him everything changed. We need Boldin. Or Fitzgerald.
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  16. 02-09-2013, 12:54 AM #16
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    Quote Originally Posted by CincyCat View Post
    Agreed, but once we lost him everything changed. We need Boldin. Or Fitzgerald.
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  17. 02-09-2013, 07:09 AM #17
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    Quote Originally Posted by rlh445 View Post
    you leave anquan alone, cat! isn't there a can of fancy feast with your name on it?!
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    I don't care who ya' are, that's funny right there...
    Yeah it was.
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  18. 02-09-2013, 07:31 AM #18
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    We'll give you Q for AJ and a lifetime supply of Skyline Chili!
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  19. 02-09-2013, 12:15 PM #19
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    Re: Dear Anquan Boldin

    There have been multiple Bengals players come to Baltimore and talk about the higher quality in which the organization is run.
    "When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"
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