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03-04-2013, 09:21 PM #1
What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?
A 10 piece McNuggets, fries and an unsweetened ice tea.
Gotta love the humility on Joe!
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Yep that's the joe we know. Lol
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03-04-2013, 09:32 PM #3
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Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?
It's funny, I was replying to some tweets earlier today about how Joe only planned to celebrate by going out to dinner. I nearly said "At McDonald's" but was like "Nah, that's TOO cheap and wouldn't be as funny, so I said "At Applebee's"
But damn if he didn't end up going to McDonald's!
That was lunch, maybe dinner was still Applebee's....
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03-04-2013, 09:36 PM #5
Any guess on the sauce?
He strikes me as a BBQ fan to me.WARNING: This post may contain material offensive to those who lack wit, humor, common sense and/or supporting factual or anecdotal evidence. All statements and assertions contained herein may be subject to literary devices not limited to: irony, metaphor, allusion and dripping sarcasm.
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03-04-2013, 09:47 PM #6
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The Buffalo is the best sauce.
It's always the best.360 tag: Ahhhhhhhhnold
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03-04-2013, 10:03 PM #7
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"When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"
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03-04-2013, 10:04 PM #8
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By the way, I am concerned about Joe's eating habits. Our Franchise QB shouldn't be eating at McDonalds. Where's Shannon Sharpe when you need him?
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03-04-2013, 10:08 PM #9
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Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?
A bad decision by Joe and I bet he drank something stronger than ice tea in Vegas with Heap and Pitta. I hope he doesn't vomit, get nausea, ringing in ears, suffocates and collapses from TBHQ a petro-based product used on McNuggets. Just a gram of TBHQ in one sitting can lead to that. Nitro is also used on them.
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Tertiary Butylhydroquinone (TBHQ)
This petroleum-based product is used to preserve vegetable oils and animal fats, both of which can be found in Chicken McNuggets. It is also used in the manufacture of Silly Putty. McDonalds uses this chemical in their American and Chinese McNuggets, but not in the United Kingdom. According to food experts interviewed on CNN (as reported in the Global Times of China), a gram of TBHQ consumed in one sitting can lead to "nausea, vomiting, ringing in the ears, delirium, a sense of suffocation and collapse."
Read more: Chemicals in Chicken Nuggets | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/info_8616479_che...#ixzz2Me9PnxdAPic of a natural act.
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03-04-2013, 10:15 PM #11
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03-04-2013, 10:19 PM #12
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Love it! I feel like I could be friends with him...the everyday QB
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03-04-2013, 10:21 PM #13
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"When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"
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03-04-2013, 10:48 PM #14
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03-05-2013, 06:36 AM #15WARNING: This post may contain material offensive to those who lack wit, humor, common sense and/or supporting factual or anecdotal evidence. All statements and assertions contained herein may be subject to literary devices not limited to: irony, metaphor, allusion and dripping sarcasm.
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03-05-2013, 06:51 AM #16
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03-05-2013, 07:03 AM #17
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you can argue that not even a daily dose. Chad Johnson may not be a great example because hes fluttered out of the league now, but it was pretty well known that he ate mcdonalds 2-3 times a day while he was one of the most productive WRs in the league. even now that he isnt, the guys still in good shape and his down fall seems to be more mental.
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03-05-2013, 07:23 AM #18
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03-05-2013, 07:30 AM #19
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03-05-2013, 07:40 AM #20
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BBQ Sauce....


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