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    What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?



    A 10 piece McNuggets, fries and an unsweetened ice tea.

    Gotta love the humility on Joe!

    Story is on ESPN.com but its only giving me the mobile site to link.
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    Yep that's the joe we know. Lol


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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonRaven View Post
    A 10 piece McNuggets, fries and an unsweetened ice tea.

    Gotta love the humility on Joe!

    Story is on ESPN.com but its only giving me the mobile site to link.
    Then he took the bus home... Bc



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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    It's funny, I was replying to some tweets earlier today about how Joe only planned to celebrate by going out to dinner. I nearly said "At McDonald's" but was like "Nah, that's TOO cheap and wouldn't be as funny, so I said "At Applebee's"

    But damn if he didn't end up going to McDonald's!

    That was lunch, maybe dinner was still Applebee's...
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    Any guess on the sauce?

    He strikes me as a BBQ fan to me.
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    The Buffalo is the best sauce.

    It's always the best.
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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by BcRaven View Post
    Then he took the bus home... Bc
    Paid for his day pass in quarters and gave up his seat to an old lady.
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    By the way, I am concerned about Joe's eating habits. Our Franchise QB shouldn't be eating at McDonalds. Where's Shannon Sharpe when you need him?
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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Excellector View Post
    By the way, I am concerned about Joe's eating habits. Our Franchise QB shouldn't be eating at McDonalds. Where's Shannon Sharpe when you need him?
    I'd rather him eat at McDonald's then take his liver for a workout at a bar.
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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    A bad decision by Joe and I bet he drank something stronger than ice tea in Vegas with Heap and Pitta. I hope he doesn't vomit, get nausea, ringing in ears, suffocates and collapses from TBHQ a petro-based product used on McNuggets. Just a gram of TBHQ in one sitting can lead to that. Nitro is also used on them.

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    Tertiary Butylhydroquinone (TBHQ)

    This petroleum-based product is used to preserve vegetable oils and animal fats, both of which can be found in Chicken McNuggets. It is also used in the manufacture of Silly Putty. McDonalds uses this chemical in their American and Chinese McNuggets, but not in the United Kingdom. According to food experts interviewed on CNN (as reported in the Global Times of China), a gram of TBHQ consumed in one sitting can lead to "nausea, vomiting, ringing in the ears, delirium, a sense of suffocation and collapse."


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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonRaven View Post
    Any guess on the sauce?

    He strikes me as a BBQ fan to me.
    No. Honey. I guarantee it.



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    Love it! I feel like I could be friends with him...the everyday QB

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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by RavenScallywag View Post
    I'd rather him eat at McDonald's then take his liver for a workout at a bar.
    Alright, you win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Excellector View Post
    By the way, I am concerned about Joe's eating habits. Our Franchise QB shouldn't be eating at McDonalds. Where's Shannon Sharpe when you need him?
    Good grief.

    Please tell me how one trip to Mickey D's allows you to ascertain Joe's diet regimen?

    The occasional trip to grab fast food isn't bad for you.
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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonRaven View Post
    Good grief.

    Please tell me how one trip to Mickey D's allows you to ascertain Joe's diet regimen?

    The occasional trip to grab fast food isn't bad for you.
    Oh yeah it is.....
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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonRaven View Post
    Good grief.

    Please tell me how one trip to Mickey D's allows you to ascertain Joe's diet regimen?

    The occasional trip to grab fast food isn't bad for you.
    you can argue that not even a daily dose. Chad Johnson may not be a great example because hes fluttered out of the league now, but it was pretty well known that he ate mcdonalds 2-3 times a day while he was one of the most productive WRs in the league. even now that he isnt, the guys still in good shape and his down fall seems to be more mental.
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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonRaven View Post
    Good grief.

    Please tell me how one trip to Mickey D's allows you to ascertain Joe's diet regimen?

    The occasional trip to grab fast food isn't bad for you.
    I just had a bucket of lard and I'm fine...I can still run a forty under 7 seconds...no problem...well, as long as it isn't into the wind.



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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonRaven View Post
    Any guess on the sauce?

    He strikes me as a BBQ fan to me.
    Hot Mustard all the way.
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    BBQ Sauce....



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