What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

**lobachevsky** · 03-05-2013, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by AirFlacco

A bad decision by Joe and I bet he drank something stronger than ice tea in Vegas with Heap and Pitta.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas--unless you're a Mormon on a bender, I'd wager

. Shoot, the LDS invented "total information awareness" back in the 1800s--to keep tabs on their own members.

I hope he doesn't vomit, get nausea, ringing in ears, suffocates and collapses from TBHQ a petro-based product used on McNuggets. Just a gram of TBHQ in one sitting can lead to that.

And how many hundreds of Tsikken Nougats would one need to consume to take in a gram of it? Far more than needed to trip the barf-trigger all by itself IMHO.

Nitro is also used on them.

So he's in no danger of a heart attack while scarfing.

As Beau might put it, Enlève-toi en haut, François.

**lovefootball** · 03-05-2013, 07:55 AM

Don't want to upset the Unitas worshippers, but Joe Flacco has all the makings of replacing Unitas in Baltimore. Due to his humility and down home personality, Joe has made me think he is the re-incarnation of Unitas. Add his QB skills, Joe has every Raven fans attention. Where are all the stories on how Flacco helped out the Ravens with only being less then 7m to the cap this year. Oh yea, his name is Flacco, not brady or br.

**HoustonRaven** · 03-05-2013, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by lovefootball

Don't want to upset the Unitas worshippers, but Joe Flacco has all the makings of replacing Unitas in Baltimore. Due to his humility and down home personality, Joe has made me think he is the re-incarnation of Unitas. Add his QB skills, Joe has every Raven fans attention. Where are all the stories on how Flacco helped out the Ravens with only being less then 7m to the cap this year. Oh yea, his name is Flacco, not brady or br.

Agreed.

But according to some, he's on his way to an early death, thanks to his one trip to satisfy a nugget craving.

**RavenScallywag** · 03-05-2013, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by HoustonRaven

Agreed.

But according to some, he's on his way to an early death, thanks to his one trip to satisfy a nugget craving.

Could be wrong, but I THINK that was a joke...

**HoustonRaven** · 03-05-2013, 08:55 AM

Lets leave the religious stuff out of the thread, guys.

**Iscull** · 03-05-2013, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by NOLARavenFAN

Oh yeah it is.....

I really hope this is a joke. I mean are people seriously complaining about Joe getting McDonalds, which he may eat a total of 10 times over the course of the entire off-season? The amount they train really off-sets any negative impact. Now, if you were talking about Bryant McKinnie eating 20 Big Mac's a week, I may start to say that probably isn't the best diet.

**BcRaven** · 03-05-2013, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by NOLARavenFAN

Oh yeah it is.....

Hey NOLA, I'm sure Joe would rather have had gumbo, crawfish pie, alligator steak, and a couple of Abitas, but he's a long way from New Orleans. 'Tis a pity... Bc

**lovefootball** · 03-05-2013, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by Iscull

I really hope this is a joke. I mean are people seriously complaining about Joe getting McDonalds, which he may eat a total of 10 times over the course of the entire off-season? The amount they train really off-sets any negative impact. Now, if you were talking about Bryant McKinnie eating 20 Big Mac's a week, I may start to say that probably isn't the best diet.

Eating at McDonalds may be Joe's secret to playing well. Maybe at some of the away games in the past, he didn't eat at McDonads before the game. Anyone want to bet that Flacco will soon do a McDonalds commercial soon?

**HoustonRaven** · 03-05-2013, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by Iscull

I really hope this is a joke. I mean are people seriously complaining about Joe getting McDonalds, which he may eat a total of 10 times over the course of the entire off-season? The amount they train really off-sets any negative impact. Now, if you were talking about Bryant McKinnie eating 20 Big Mac's a week, I may start to say that probably isn't the best diet.

Yes.

Read the comment section of the linked ESPN article. Dozens of Ravens fans giving him grief.

**Flacco2Boldin** · 03-05-2013, 09:19 AM

Fact is, he is in far more danger driving in a car than any fast food he scarfs down. How about we let Joe choose what he wants to fear, and we reserve our own fears for our own conduct?

**DrUnk** · 03-05-2013, 09:50 AM

Why is he a punching bag for some folks? First it was the money, now it's what he eats. Who gives a fuck! I only care that he wins.

**lobachevsky** · 03-05-2013, 10:34 AM

It can't be hot sauce on Flacco's chicken nuggets--he reserves that for liberal application to opponents' secondaries...

**HoustonRaven** · 03-05-2013, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by lobachevsky

It can't be hot sauce on Flacco's chicken nuggets--he reserves that for liberal application to opponents' secondaries...

Well played, Sir.

**jonboy79** · 03-05-2013, 11:20 AM

Joe is among many players that frequesnts a certain burger joint near Stevenson during the season... One that prides itself in the use of peanut oil.

Seemed to work well enough this past season. Let 'em be.

**Losac** · 03-05-2013, 02:18 PM

Why can't Joe DiMaggio have a donut like everyone else?

He can have a donut! But not a Dinky!

**Dade** · 03-05-2013, 03:29 PM

Sweet & Sour.

**admartian** · 03-05-2013, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by BcRaven

Then he took the bus home... Bc

That made me lol!

Originally Posted by Dade

Sweet & Sour.

/Thread.

**AirFlacco** · 03-05-2013, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by lobachevsky

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas--unless you're a Mormon on a bender, I'd wager

. Shoot, the LDS invented "total information awareness" back in the 1800s--to keep tabs on their own members.And how many hundreds of Tsikken Nougats would one need to consume to take in a gram of it? Far more than needed to trip the barf-trigger all by itself IMHO.
So he's in no danger of a heart attack while scarfing.

As Beau might put it, Enlève-toi en haut, François.

Unless his craving for McNuggets is as strong as this chick's, I man gal.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ets-age-2.html

**Mista T** · 03-05-2013, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by RavenScallywag

I'd rather him eat at McDonald's then take his liver for a workout at a bar.

Not really. Millions die each year from atherosclerosis. Not so many from liver ailments.

I hope that eating at McD's is not part of his regular diet. In-season, Ravens players diets are well-monitored in the cafeteria at the Castle. If you ever get an opportunity for a tour, it's worthwhile.

Originally Posted by Ravens44

I just had a bucket of lard and I'm fine...I can still run a forty under 7 seconds...no problem...well, as long as it isn't into the wind.

I sure hope you are just pulling our legs. That's the most disgusting thing posted here since someone posted about piles of cigarette butts. You do know that saturated fats cling to your artery walls, even with low cholesterol counts and exercise. Obesity and heart attacks ... thanks McDonalds.

**HoustonRaven** · 03-05-2013, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by Mista T

Not really. Millions die each year from atherosclerosis. Not so many from liver ailments.

I hope that eating at McD's is not part of his regular diet. In-season, Ravens players diets are well-monitored in the cafeteria at the Castle. If you ever get an opportunity for a tour, it's worthwhile.

Arteriosclerosis can be caused by any number of things, fatty food only being one of them, and is often times simply genetic.

Some folks cannot sniff bad food as it reacts to them in these negative ways. Me, I can enjoy the occasional fast food run, and it doesn't do squat to my blood pressure, cholesterol level, etc.

Originally Posted by Mista T

I sure hope you are just pulling our legs. That's the most disgusting thing posted here since someone posted about piles of cigarette butts. You do know that saturated fats cling to your artery walls, even with low cholesterol counts and exercise. Obesity and heart attacks ... thanks McDonalds.

So it's McDonald's fault. Just like it's the guns fault people get shot. Or it's the spoons fault people eat too much. Or the car's fault people die in drunk driving accidents.

The idiot at the other end of those devises is to blame, not the devices themselves.