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    Pro Football Mock never gets old.



    "When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"




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    Re: Pro Football Mock never gets old.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Excellector View Post
    Hilarious.

    THIS, however, was just cold-hearted: (OK, not really)

    http://profootballmock.com/super-bow...-to-baltimore/
    Last edited by MarkS; 06-10-2013 at 05:17 PM.




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    Re: Pro Football Mock never gets old.

    Quote Originally Posted by MarkS View Post
    Hilarious.

    THIS, however, was just cold-hearted: (OK, not really)

    http://profootballmock.com/super-bow...-to-baltimore/
    Cold hearted, my non-Euclidean ass.

    However, a slight additional shift in the timeline--
    Quote Originally Posted by Alternate Universe 1.1
    “I don’t know if people realize just how close the Browns came to leaving,” said Vinny Testaverde, Cleveland’s quarterback during the 1995 season.” Mr. Modell was all ready to pull the trigger. Fortunately, someone finally convinced Mayor White & the Cleveland City Council that their maneuvering to force him to sell the franchise would only goad him into moving it instead. So they made a commitment to build the Browns a new stadium & provide them the revenue stream they needed to build a championship team. Mr. Modell already understood the devastating impact that move would have on the hundreds of thousands of Browns fans in the region. But when the city came up with its new plan he knew he wouldn't have to break their hearts like that. And the rest is history.”
    Now that would really stick the shiv in.




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    Re: Pro Football Mock never gets old.

    Vaginal belch! ROTFLMAO
    Never get in a fight with a pig; you both get muddy, and the pig likes it...





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    Re: Pro Football Mock never gets old.

    Lol, man, where do they come up with this shit? http://profootballmock.com/tim-tebow...iots-contract/
    "When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"




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    Re: Pro Football Mock never gets old.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Excellector View Post
    Lol, man, where do they come up with this shit? http://profootballmock.com/tim-tebow...iots-contract/
    Lol....isn't that the beard from The Hunger Games.




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    Re: Pro Football Mock never gets old.

    http://profootballmock.com/ex-raven-...s-during-otas/

    I found this one pretty damn hilarious.

    http://profootballmock.com/nfl-fathers-day-cards/

    Also, the Harbaugh's one at the bottom of this.




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    “To tell you the truth, I was a little surprised to learn that New England could require me to devote my life to the service of evil. But as Coach Belichick explained to me, it’s just something they call the ‘Patriot Way.’”...

    “It’s pretty standard boilerplate language in all our contracts,” explained a red-cloaked Belichick, as blood from the pig’s heart he’d just devoured oozed down his chin.
    I tell ya, sometimes satire is truthier than truth itself...




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    Re: Pro Football Mock never gets old.

    I showed my girlfriend the Lions signed Amanda Bynes article, and she actually believed it. Too funny.




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    Re: Pro Football Mock never gets old.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSpiderWebb View Post
    I showed my girlfriend the Lions signed Amanda Bynes article, and she actually believed it. Too funny.
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    “Look, you can’t swing a used bong in our locker room without hitting a player who’s awaiting some sort of criminal trial,” Schwartz said. “If I limited this team to just the non-felons, we’d be down to Megatron and a couple of special teams backups.”
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    Re: Pro Football Mock never gets old.

    They have the facebook QBs thing down pretty good. I mean, if you were to think about a parody of the QBs around the league, they did a good job with it.
    "When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"




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    Re: Pro Football Mock never gets old.

    "When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"




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