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    Angry Leave you SEAT CUSHIONS in the car....



    http://www.baltimoreravens.com/news/...9-b6319e01f057

    Really. You now can not bring in a seat cushion.

    Prohibited items include, but are not limited to: purses larger than a clutch bag, coolers, briefcases, backpacks, fanny packs, cinch bags, luggage of any kind, seat cushions, computer bags and camera bags or any bag larger than the permissible size.

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    Re: Leave you SEAT CUSHIONS in the car....

    I heard an interview with NFL VP of security this morning and they're rolling this out to all clubs. If you have a special need there will be on gate to deal with it. If you need a cushion for a back problem for example, they'll work with you. Otherwise they're going to restrict what can be brought into the stadium.

    He referenced colleges like Ohio St, Michigan who allow you to bring basically nothing, and they've made it work. With the backpack bombings, you can't really blame them for taking proactive action.
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    Re: Leave you SEAT CUSHIONS in the car....

    It is security theater.

    One well-placed bomb by the Unitas statue 20 minutes before kick-off would do as much or more damage than anything inside the stadium.

    What the hell is a "clutch bag" anyway?




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    Re: Leave you SEAT CUSHIONS in the car....

    Wonder what they would do if you sewed/glued velcro to your gameday pants and the seat cushion and then attached the cushion to your backside before walking through the gates. I don't see anywhere that "padded pants" are disallowed.




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    Re: Leave you SEAT CUSHIONS in the car....

    Quote Originally Posted by Haloti92 View Post
    Wonder what they would do if you sewed/glued velcro to your gameday pants and the seat cushion and then attached the cushion to your backside before walking through the gates. I don't see anywhere that "padded pants" are disallowed.




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    Re: Leave you SEAT CUSHIONS in the car....

    Quote Originally Posted by Haloti92 View Post
    Wonder what they would do if you sewed/glued velcro to your gameday pants and the seat cushion and then attached the cushion to your backside before walking through the gates. I don't see anywhere that "padded pants" are disallowed.
    What the hey! Wear a couple of Depends - kills 2 birds with one seat!




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    Re: Leave you SEAT CUSHIONS in the car....

    Quote Originally Posted by Haloti92 View Post
    Wonder what they would do if you sewed/glued velcro to your gameday pants and the seat cushion and then attached the cushion to your backside before walking through the gates. I don't see anywhere that "padded pants" are disallowed.
    you may be on to the next great invention-- stadium pants!!




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    Re: Leave you SEAT CUSHIONS in the car....

    Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
    With every little bit taken can you honestly say that it has prevented anything? Just my two pennies worth.




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    Re: Leave you SEAT CUSHIONS in the car....

    Quote Originally Posted by knots View Post
    you may be on to the next great invention-- stadium pants!!
    No invent the see through purse and cooler!




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    I've never understood why some feel the need to bring a bunch of "stuff" to games (cue George Carlins famous routine) anyway.

    Everything I need for a game can fit in my pockets. And if you're standing and cheering at the appropriate times, you're never in the seat long enough to require a seat cushion.
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    Re: Leave you SEAT CUSHIONS in the car....

    My sister-in-law already has natural cushioning... Bc




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    Re: Leave you SEAT CUSHIONS in the car....

    Quote Originally Posted by BcRaven View Post
    My sister-in-law already has natural cushioning... Bc
    Oh so you sit on her then.




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