View Poll Results: What would be the best nickname for Joe Flacco?

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  • Joe Corleone

    3 7.50%
  • Joe'nuff, the Shogun of Baltimore

    3 7.50%
  • Joe Kersey

    0 0%
  • The Ghost Faced Flacco

    2 5.00%
  • Bullet Toothed Flacco

    0 0%
  • Joe Cool

    32 80.00%
  • Joe Momma

    0 0%
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  1. #13

    Re: Another fun off-season question thread: Joe Flacco



    Amazing Joe Flacco




  2. #14

    Re: Another fun off-season question thread: Joe Flacco

    Quote Originally Posted by lovefootball View Post
    Amazing Joe Flacco
    Joe Fire
    Joe "Fire and Ice" Flacco




  3. #15
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    Re: Another fun off-season question thread: Joe Flacco

    You forgot the "these are all terrible" option.

    I prefer Bazooka Joe. It fits his style and his arm strength. But honestly, a man this boring, with an alliterative and fun to say name already, doesn't need a nickname. He's "Joe Flacco". Simple.




  4. #16

    Re: Another fun off-season question thread: Joe Flacco

    I do not remember requesting that Joe Cool be added to the poll......

    Thank you for adding the rest though.
    "When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"




  5. #17
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    Re: Another fun off-season question thread: Joe Flacco

    I gotta vote for The Last Dragon Reference.




  6. #18

    Re: Another fun off-season question thread: Joe Flacco

    Quote Originally Posted by somedumbguy View Post
    I gotta vote for The Last Dragon Reference.
    Whoooo's the baddest?
    "When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"




  7. #19
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    Re: Another fun off-season question thread: Joe Flacco

    Since Joe is Italian, it's almost a requirement that Joe turns into Joey. Also since he has a gun for an arm he should be named Joey Cannon.

    It's probably too late to add that to the poll, but I liked that name.

    I voted for Joe Cool. It seems to stick outside of Baltimore.




  8. #20
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    Re: Another fun off-season question thread: Joe Flacco

    Quote Originally Posted by The Excellector View Post
    I do not remember requesting that Joe Cool be added to the poll......

    Thank you for adding the rest though.
    Movie buff and occasional actor here... Love the concept of matching Joe up with a movie character name. Too bad most of those characters just don't seem to fit. And now that Joe Cool (he was in a couple of Peanuts movies, yes?) is in the poll it is the runaway favorite.

    Here is a pic of Joe Cool and ?Torrey Smith?

    Attachment 1703

    Are we gonna start calling Torrey 'Woodstock' now?





  9. #21

    Re: Another fun off-season question thread: Joe Flacco

    I think Bullet Toothed Flacco matches up pretty well.

    That clearly makes Cam Cameron Avi.
    "When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"




  10. #22

    Re: Another fun off-season question thread: Joe Flacco

    Alright, this thread needs to be revisited. I don't even know where to truly begin, but I'll make an effort to start somewhere.

    First off, how in the name of all that is good and holy does "Joe Kersey" get zero votes? One of the greatest vigilantes in history, Paul Kersey, who has killed more 'creeps' than Ray Lewis has killed WRs coming over the middle. Zero votes.

    And what is with the total lack of disrespect for Sho' Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem? Okay, technically, Joe Flacco couldn't be Sho' Nuff, because he isn't black, but still...............on reference alone that should have got more love.

    And then, Bullet Toothed Tony? Does that guy not represent what Joe Flacco stands for. You even have a guy in the same movie that clearly represents Cam Cameron. Avi!

    The Ghost Faced Killer is one for the Kung Fu movie buffs, so I can understand that one.

    But this...I.....I can't even put into words....just sad...
    "When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"




  11. #23

    Re: Another fun off-season question thread: Joe Flacco

    Joe Flaccowski...the Dude
    There is only absolute black and absolute white, all else are shades of gray.




  12. #24

    Re: Another fun off-season question thread: Joe Flacco

    Quote Originally Posted by grayplay View Post
    Joe Flaccowski...the Dude
    HEY! Be careful there's a trophy here!


    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!




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