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08-31-2006, 01:55 PM #1
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What's MY father to do?
Sorry, but after DrUnk's tale yesterday, I just got off the phone with my dad in England. He played in a golf tournament this week, after which they held a raffle. His ticket came up and he won a prize - a Steelers shirt and terrible towel! He joked that he thought of me when he went to collect it.
I've instructed him to burn it immediately. He laughed but I informed him I seriously will not set foot in his apartment if it's there when I arrive in three weeks.
I honestly can't believe he won a f*cking Steeler shirt. Particularly in a raffle in England. Maybe they were saving money and giving away stuff they'd picked up at goodwill. Un-freakin-believable.
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08-31-2006, 02:06 PM #2
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Re: What's MY father to do?
I would slap him next time you see him for even accepting this "prize".
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08-31-2006, 02:09 PM #3
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No doubt because they just won the Super Bowl. Kind of like how the Yankees are the only MLB team most people overseas know of.
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08-31-2006, 02:26 PM #4
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Re: What's MY father to do?
Don't get rid of the towel. It can serve many useful purposes:
1) Pooper-scooper
2) Bird cage liner
3) Greasy hands wipe
4) Emergency toilet paper
5) Barf removal
6) Tire traction when stuck on ice
7) Pet diaper (assuming the pet won't be offended)
8) Car cleaning rag
9) Bug zapper
10) Fish wrap (much thicker than the Baltimore Sun)She had me at "Hell, NO!"
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08-31-2006, 02:30 PM #5
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Re: What's MY father to do?
Threaten to give him a shot in the yarbles if he doesn't dispose of them immediately.
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08-31-2006, 02:48 PM #6
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I'm searching for terrible tampon. I have a "photo shoot" I want to do with one, but dont want to pay for it. But I will if I have to. Look for the pic to appear in my sig befor we play them.
Actual user comment from a yahoo sports article:
On this given sunday you will witnesses why we'll called steeler nation!!!
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08-31-2006, 02:52 PM #7
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Leave a big steaming pile on it.
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08-31-2006, 02:56 PM #8
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Especially for females during that time of the month (sorry if I grossed anyone out with that thought).
Originally Posted by BaltimoreRon
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08-31-2006, 03:03 PM #9
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Re: What's MY father to do?
Ebay it...some inbred will buy.
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08-31-2006, 03:03 PM #10
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Re: What's MY father to do?
And, just to think, you used to be such a nice & innocent young lady!
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08-31-2006, 03:05 PM #11
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Re: What's MY father to do?
Originally Posted by Raven31
Especially for females during that time of the month (sorry if I grossed anyone out with that thought).
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08-31-2006, 03:05 PM #12
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All this talk of Steeler gear made me remember this site where you can buy anti-Squeeler stuff (and anti other teams, too) Rivalry Central
Last edited by BirdFan; 08-31-2006 at 07:30 PM.
Oderint dum metuant
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08-31-2006, 03:08 PM #13
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Re: What's MY father to do?
That's some funny stuff....I love the #7 cycle shop shirts (ask about our helmet specials)....
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08-31-2006, 03:14 PM #14
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Whatever do you mean by "used to be"? I'm still nice & innocent. Originally Posted by Mista T
And, just to think, you used to be such a nice & innocent young lady!
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08-31-2006, 03:25 PM #15
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Re: What's MY father to do?
I've instructed him to burn it immediately.
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08-31-2006, 03:29 PM #16
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Re: What's MY father to do?
If he still has it when you arrive, I like the idea from DrUnk, drop a steaming pile on it.
Then eBay it to a Yinzer.
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08-31-2006, 03:34 PM #17
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If you know anyone with a newborn, give it to them as a re-usable diaper.
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08-31-2006, 03:44 PM #18
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NO! That will cause one heck of a rash unless said baby comes from hilljacks inbreeding.If you know anyone with a newborn, give it to them as a re-usable diaper.
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08-31-2006, 04:32 PM #19
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Fells you know I don't live too far from your father.
Just say the word.I know some friends who can get that there foul black & puke jersey.
Put the smile back on your face.This is a 60 minute ball game.
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08-31-2006, 04:39 PM #20
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Sacrificial burning of them at the Tower of London may be in order?
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