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    Cool NFL Player spontaneously combusts



    AP: Berea, OH - After Browns C Ephraim was suspended for 4 games, head coach Romeo Crennel called in Ross Tucker to advise him he would be the starting center for the upcoming pre-season game. After receiving the news on his way back to his room Tucker burst into flames and was nothing but ashes in under a second.

    Approximately 2 hours later Phil Savage was on the phone with Eagles GM Tom Heckert. Savage inquired about backup center Fraley. But more woes beset the Browns in their attempt to acquire a center when Fraley was adbucted by aliens while the trade talks went on.

    NFL agents and GMs are now all avoiding Savage's calls in an attempt to protect their players. One agent was quoted as saying "Some of my players were happier to flip burgers than to play in Cleveland before this started. Now they are telling me to not even answer the phone. They are downright scared!"

    The Browns are now petitioning the NFL to allow the quarterback to take the snap from the line himself and require the opposing defenders to count to "4 Mississippi" before rushing the quarterback.
    Last edited by Greg; 08-15-2006 at 10:28 PM.




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    LMAO! Rack Greg!

    I don't care who ya are...that's some funny stuff right there!

    we aren't just loyal, we are obsessed. and we are violently so. we are baltimore, and we are the epitome of dysfunctionality.





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    poor Browns!




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    Greg, you almost cost me my keyboard! That is the funniest thing I've seen all week!




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    lol...............can hardly type..........funny stuff...........




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    From the team that brought you: The Drive and The Fumble

    Phil Savage and the Cleveland Browns are proud to present thier new 2006 release:

    No Centers Allowed!


    Anyone else think this is just Phil's way of trying to top us again. Like he was sitting back one day and heard everyone talking about how Baltimore might have the worst Center in the NFL. So Phil shoots up out of his chair and defiently declares "I'll show them what a real crises at Center looks like"!




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    Greg, you were almost trumped by GreenWave. Oh man that was funny.




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    Re: NFL Player spontaneously combusts

    That's the Greg I remember.
    Funny shit man.




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    Re: NFL Player spontaneously combusts

    Kind of amusing how a team can go from having the best center in the league to... not having a center? Like I said in the General NFL forum, I think the Browns will bring Elvis Grbac out of retirement to play center for them.




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    Re: NFL Player spontaneously combusts

    The Browns are now petitioning the NFL to allow the quarterback to take the snap from the line himself and require the opposing defenders to count to "4 Mississippi" before rushing the quarterback.


    Good stuff Greg.
    "This year, our attitude when we’re on the field is we’re attacking, we want to put points on the board and then let our defense pin their ears back and have at it."
    -Mark Clayton




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    Re: NFL Player spontaneously combusts

    Clevelands new center has just signed.


    Last edited by RavenTD; 08-16-2006 at 12:40 PM.
    Put the smile back on your face.This is a 60 minute ball game.




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    Re: NFL Player spontaneously combusts

    Greg, a day later that is still just as funny.




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