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  1. #1
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    Marshal Yanda deserves a new nickname



    He's beast mode...

    From numerous tweets coming from "media day" at the facility, it was revealed that Yanda had compartment syndrome in his leg after the Browns game. Compartment syndrome is actually a pretty serious condition where the muscles swell and the pressure put on the vessels can cause major problems with the limb, and if let untreated, life threatening.

    So, on Christmas Eve, Yanda had emergency surgery to relieve the pressure on his thigh. Basically, they cut him open real nasty. Hakeem Nicks had this injury last year. He sat out for 3 weeks to recuperate.

    Yanda played about 1 week later, against the Bengals.

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    BEAST MODE!
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    Re: Marshal Yanda deserves a new nickname

    Iowan Big Mother Fucker Upper.
    "When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"




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    Re: Marshal Yanda deserves a new nickname

    Yanda's a tough MF'er. From the locker room scene on 1 Winning Drive he was cringing when Ray Rice hugged him. And he had his leg sliced open a week earlier? Crazy -- hope he's feeling closer 100% now.




  4. #4

    Re: Marshal Yanda deserves a new nickname

    And this entire board was in fear this guy wasn't going to play with a bone bruise.




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    Re: Marshal Yanda deserves a new nickname

    "Tough Mother Fucker" seems to be the winner. Maybe just "TMF" for short.




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    Re: Marshal Yanda deserves a new nickname

    The White Mamba
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  7. #7

    Re: Marshal Yanda deserves a new nickname

    Marshall "The Bull" Yanda




  8. #8

    Re: Marshal Yanda deserves a new nickname

    Yandiesel.

    Big Yeezy.




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    Re: Marshal Yanda deserves a new nickname

    Corn Bread
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  10. #10

    Re: Marshal Yanda deserves a new nickname

    Tank.
    Festivus

    His definitions and arguments were so clear in his own mind that he was unable to understand how any reasonable person could honestly differ with him.




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    Re: Marshal Yanda deserves a new nickname

    "Yanda man" (like candy man), U.S. Marshall, "Oh Gee" (offensive guard), RIGHT man for the job, IHOP (he makes pancakes). I'll try to think of more after another beer and shot of Jack Daniels... Bc
    Last edited by BcRaven; 01-11-2012 at 02:35 PM. Reason: spelling




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    Personally, I like calling him "Big Country."

    Other good options:
    The Big Red Machine,
    The Yandominator,
    Or he and Grubbs can team up to be the "Irresistible Force" and the "Immovable Object."

    Also fans of the show "How I Met Your Mother" will appreciate calling Marshall "Big Fudge."



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