Marshal Yanda deserves a new nickname

[RavenScallywag]

He's beast mode...

From numerous tweets coming from "media day" at the facility, it was revealed that Yanda had compartment syndrome in his leg after the Browns game. Compartment syndrome is actually a pretty serious condition where the muscles swell and the pressure put on the vessels can cause major problems with the limb, and if let untreated, life threatening.

So, on Christmas Eve, Yanda had emergency surgery to relieve the pressure on his thigh. Basically, they cut him open real nasty. Hakeem Nicks had this injury last year. He sat out for 3 weeks to recuperate.

Yanda played about 1 week later, against the Bengals.

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BEAST MODE!

[The Excellector]

Iowan Big Mother Fucker Upper.

[chicagoravensfan]

Yanda's a tough MF'er. From the locker room scene on 1 Winning Drive he was cringing when Ray Rice hugged him. And he had his leg sliced open a week earlier? Crazy -- hope he's feeling closer 100% now.

[52decleetzu]

And this entire board was in fear this guy wasn't going to play with a bone bruise.

[somedumbguy]

"Tough Mother Fucker" seems to be the winner. Maybe just "TMF" for short.

[dandrews]

The White Mamba

[Knox Harrington]

Marshall "The Bull" Yanda

[Ravenalytics]

Yandiesel.

Big Yeezy.

[dandrews]

Corn Bread

[festivus]

Tank.

[BcRaven]

"Yanda man" (like candy man), U.S. Marshall, "Oh Gee" (offensive guard), RIGHT man for the job, IHOP (he makes pancakes). I'll try to think of more after another beer and shot of Jack Daniels... Bc

[ActualSpamBot]

Personally, I like calling him "Big Country."

Other good options:
The Big Red Machine,
The Yandominator,
Or he and Grubbs can team up to be the "Irresistible Force" and the "Immovable Object."

Also fans of the show "How I Met Your Mother" will appreciate calling Marshall "Big Fudge."



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[Tucking]

all i know, is hes worth every penny the Ravens paid

[The Excellector]

Big Daddy Fuck You Up.

[The Excellector]

Whatever name is chosen, at least, one expletive is required.

This is a bad M'Fer.

[Irish Raven]

Kruger losing his title of toughest mother fucker on the team?


Anyway, Marshal loco Yanda. Powerful and tough as a locomotive train

[Corey]

That just goes to show how full of shit Harbaugh is. There was never any mention of surgery for Yanda. Harbs made it seem like it was just a pulled groin or something.

Reason # 109,890,189,890 not to trust a damn thing that Harbaugh says out of his mouth during a presser.

[Bl1tz]

Marshal Norris Yanda

[chicagoravensfan]

That just goes to show how full of shit Harbaugh is. There was never any mention of surgery for Yanda. Harbs made it seem like it was just a pulled groin or something.

Reason # 109,890,189,890 not to trust a damn thing that Harbaugh says out of his mouth during a presser.

Ummm, good. Unless you like the idea of opposing players kneeing him where he just had surgery.

[RavenScallywag]

That just goes to show how full of shit Harbaugh is. There was never any mention of surgery for Yanda. Harbs made it seem like it was just a pulled groin or something.

Reason # 109,890,189,890 not to trust a damn thing that Harbaugh says out of his mouth during a presser.

why does he need to report that Marshal is having surgery? It's classic coach speak to limit the information available so your opponent can't take advantage of it.

Imagine in the Bengals KNEW he had leg surgery. You don't think Domata Peko or another Bengals DL might've just gotten a good shove on the legs of Yanda during a play?