Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss

[Filmstudy]

Harrison can’t get a call

He’s held each time they throw

Suspend him 1 more @#$* time, Goodell…

We were beaten by Tebow?



Ben played on just 1 ankle

He nearly stole the show

Rub some dirt on yours Markice

We were beaten by Tebow!



Clark’s absence was regrettable

But the right thing as we know

I’d give him one of my spleens

We were beaten by Tebow?



The defense short on takeaways

How open their the win-dow?

If we only played some young guys

We were beaten by Tebow?



Poor coaching or bad luck,

Injuries or X’s and O’s

We’ve got a lot of excuses

We were beaten by Tebow?!?



Did you see Coach Tomlin’s presser

He’d do it all again you know

Arians and Dick are back

We were beaten by Tebow?



Big Ben the well dressed QB

At his presser in voice low

Fred Flintstone never looked as good

We were beaten by Tebow?



It doesn’t matter anyway

We’d have lost to the Pats also

A head start on our drinking

We were beaten by Tebow?



The 49ers better lose

A 6th ring for them would blow

How then would we feed the trolls

We were beaten by Tebow?!



The Steelers are in cap hell

20 million over next year’s dough

We wasted it on Timmons

And were beaten by Tebow!



Hines will take a pay cut

Let’s see how low he’ll go

It better be 6 figures

We were beaten by Tebow?



Hampton, BMac, and Rashard

Farrior or Foote to go

A new roster to learn in camp

We were beaten by Tebow?



Next season can’t come soon enough

The Iron City Brew will flow

It may even help me forget

We were knocked out by Tebow

[Arthorn]

The one thing they have more of in Pitt is artistic talent obviously.

[Ravenswintitle]

Sweet

[lobachevsky]

Coming from anywhere else in the world, I'd tell the author not to quit his day job. But in Yinzerstan, not only does he probably not have a day job, but that level of literary accomplishment would probably qualify him for a Pullmyfinger Prize...

[Filmstudy]

Coming from anywhere else in the world, I'd tell the author not to quit his day job. But in Yinzerstan, not only does he probably not have a day job, but that level of literary accomplishment would probably qualify him for a Pullmyfinger Prize...

Ouch

Clearly my mind got numb spending time reading their boards for material.

I'm thinking the prize should probably be in the form of bronzed chinese handcuffs.

[52decleetzu]

That was fing hilarious, and exactly what they are all saying. EXACTLY!

[Filmstudy]

That was fing hilarious, and exactly what they are all saying. EXACTLY!

Do you think they'd appreciate having it on their boards 52d?

[Ravenboy2003]

We need a Pittsburgh got Tebowed haiku thread. That old haiku thread from the Orioles board on Sunspot had me in stitches.

[Ravens825]

I like the post on their board about how Denver won on the last play of the game in an illegal formation.

For being a Steeler board Steelernation sure loves going to other teams boards and importing their posts. they come here often and discuss what we talk about the main difference being here people actually talk about football. There they talk about blind homerism and if you disagree you can bet on some neg reps. Even in the posts where i show facts and figures they are all disregarded as ramblings by a 'ratfuck fan" and i should stay off their board.

Funny thing when they posted about being the 5th seed back on 1/2 i told them they should be more worried about the Denver game and forget the past 16 games. I was told they could never lose to the broncos. They said Batch could beat them.

I almost creamed my jeans when the Steelers lost. Ben and Heinz looked like they were about to pull a Tebow..........you know cry on national television after a big upset.

[Ravenboy2003]

there were several posts on their board how they got hosed by the refs, yet with the score at 23-6, Ben clearly threw a backwards pass that was fumbled and recovered by Denver at about the Pittsburgh 25 yd line.. But somehow the Steelers got that ball back. Funny how the refs didn't blow that call in Steelers' fans feebile minds.

[Teavo]

Arrogant Steelers
How can you play pass defense
With safeties up front?

It is so unfair
Referees hose the Steelers
Just ask the Seahawks

Pittsburgh take solace
Big Ben can't lose to Ravens
Oh crap, did it twice

Smiles fade on the bench
When dirty player gets old
Douchebag forever

[lobachevsky]

Teavo for MVP (Most Voluble Poet)!

[sailorsam]

horror, the horror
Big Ben couldn't win this one
beaten by tebow

[alien bird]

Pittsburgh, Denver tied
Eleven ticks, eighty yards
Tebow takes a knee

[dandrews]

start: boldin beats taylor
no worries, best corner in league
end: thomas beats taylor

[festivus]

Saving Gatorade
Winners don't shower early
Or beat Tim Tebow.

Hurting slow and sad
All the DBs watching him
Too old to break jaws.

Playing on one leg
Struggling under center
Used to having four.

Flaunting two handguns
Head constantly expanding
Roid rage and new hats.

[alien bird]

start: boldin beats taylor
no worries, best corner in league
end: thomas beats taylor

Haiku: 5-7-5

[dandrews]

Haiku: 5-7-5

It works if you pretend Taylor and corner are 1 syllable

[52decleetzu]

Do you think they'd appreciate having it on their boards 52d?

Haha I can unequivocally say no.

They are a little edgy right now in the Burgh, just a little bit.

They seem to be mad about something.

[Filmstudy]

Haha I can unequivocally say no.

They are a little edgy right now in the Burgh, just a little bit.

They seem to be mad about something.

I thought about posting it over there, but I don't want to be "that guy".

Anyway, someone named Mascott copied it over there.