Monday Night Football Words of Wisdom

**Dont Know** · 09-26-2006, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by Mobtown

Theisman is easliy the worst announcer in football.

I dont know, Bill Maas is certainly giving him a run for his money.

**darb72** · 09-26-2006, 08:09 PM

We were listening to one of the local high school games a few weeks ago and it started raining at the field.

The announcer actually said, "There's not a lot of water in that rain."

His co-announcer earned a lot of respect by responding, "What the heck are you talking about? It's rain. It's full of water."

**RavensInBrazil** · 09-26-2006, 08:18 PM

There was also a great part about a receiver catching the ball with his hands. Those guys are brilliant

I'll take Theisman over Kornheiser any day though. Good lord, I wanted to throw the remote at the TV every time he mentioned the field. He had something to say about it in every goddamned possession. "Reggie Bush can't make the cuts he likes because of the field" or "Michael Vick loses some running ability because of the field". Argh!

**GreenWave52** · 09-26-2006, 10:16 PM

"His hands are like cobras!"
- Bill Maas on Larry Fitzgerald

**Ravens0587** · 09-26-2006, 10:20 PM

There was also a great part about a receiver catching the ball with his hands. Those guys are brilliant

whats wrong with that. Some Wr's let the ball hit them in the chest and try to trap it.

There is nothing wrong with a guy sayin go up and catch it with your hands

**BlackSunday** · 09-27-2006, 02:15 AM

Originally Posted by RavensInBrazil

There was also a great part about a receiver catching the ball with his hands. Those guys are brilliant

We don't need no steenking hands!

BS

**Rochardrik** · 09-27-2006, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by Joe The Crow

How about the announcer last night (i think it was Cornheiser?) that made the statement something like, "He must have seen something, or he wouldn't have pulled it out of his pants", referring to a play where a flag was thrown and then picked up for no penalty. They all cracked up as soon as he said it.

No, that was Joe Theesman, and then Tony cracked up like a 10 yr. old boy... couldn't stop... But I hate to disagree with the one person ...note only one...who likes theasman. He's just awful!! He sucks up to everybody, even contradicting himself in the process.. He's just awful! There's no other way to say it!