Tebow to the Jets - there goes Sanchez's sphincter

**moose10101** · 03-21-2012, 01:02 PM

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/stor...ck-source-says

Tebow in the Big Apple. Oh, this is going to be better than any three-ring circus ever created.

**Galen Sevinne** · 03-21-2012, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by moose10101

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/stor...ck-source-says

Tebow in the Big Apple. Oh, this is going to be better than any three-ring circus ever created.

This makes no sense. The Jets now have two QBs that can't throw. Not to mention putting a player who is all media-hype into the city with the greatest media-hype. How is that going to work? I get it that Ryan and the Jets need their souls saved after the last year but this makes no sense to me.

**moose10101** · 03-21-2012, 01:27 PM

1) Wildcat

2) Salvage the team's image (yeah, right)

3) Experienced backup if "chuck-n-duck" continues to fizzle.

But yes, the negatives outweigh the positives.

**trailhiker85** · 03-21-2012, 01:52 PM

Is it just me, or is there something wildly hilarious about Tim Tebow being coached by Rex Ryan? Having trouble wrapping my brain around that one.

But hey, it's an incredible move that will be hugely positive for NFL fans. Well, except those who root for the Jets.

**KidSampson** · 03-21-2012, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by trailhiker85

Is it just me, or is there something wildly hilarious about Tim Tebow being coached by Rex Ryan? Having trouble wrapping my brain around that one.

Haven't you seen Tebow run? Some would say he has great feet.

Sorry... Had to.

**trailhiker85** · 03-21-2012, 02:34 PM

I can just see Tebow’s first meeting with ol’ Rexy. It goes something like…

Rex: "Welcome to the New York F**king Jets, Tim. We’re f**king glad to have you as part of our great f**king organization."

Tebow: "Umm … thank you, Coach."

Rex: "Lemme tell you, Tim, you can’t pay any attention to that media sh*t. Not a bit. We’re here to win f**king football games, goddamnit. So don’t let those f**king distractions get to you, OK?"

Tebow: "Umm, sure Coach. But with all due respect, umm, I mean, your, ah …language. I mean, I don’t really…"

Rex (interrupting): "Yep, language. Way ahead of you, kid. The language of winning is what we preach here. The f**king language of f**king winning. Don’t forget that."

Tebow: "Well, I…"

Rex (interrupting): "And I don’t care about that whole taking a knee thing after a touchdown. Not a problem. Hell, a lot of our guys do that thing with their arms making like wings, you know? Simulating a jet flying, right? Hey, we’re cool with all that sh*t. Say (brightening) …maybe you could do sort of a hybrid, huh? Start with the wing thing (Rex demonstrates, making whooshing noises while swooping about the office) and then you go right into your kneeling thing for the climax, hey? Best of both f**king worlds, right?"

Tebow: "Well, umm, maybe. Actually, I really wanted to talk about the quarterback situation. I know that you just extended Mark’s contract and…"

Rex (waving hand disdainfully): "Bah! That doesn’t mean anything. Hell, I stuck up for that p**sy in public, but let’s face facts. Sanchez is a borderline basket case. Honestly, the guy jumps out of his f**king skin when our receptionist reaches out to offer him a bagel. (Sighs, looks wistfully into distance). You know, I told the front office it was hopeless. They laughed at me. They always laugh at me. F**king morons. And that goddamn Tannenbaum…"

Tebow (clears throat): "Umm, Coach, with all due respect, I’m not sure we’ve gotten off on the right foot here…"

Rex (brightening): "Did you say 'foot'?"
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**moose10101** · 03-21-2012, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by trailhiker85

I can just see Tebow’s first meeting with ol’ Rexy. It goes something like…

Rex: "Welcome to the New York F**king Jets, Tim. We’re f**king glad to have you as part of our great f**king organization."

ROFLMAO! Excellent!

**festivus** · 03-21-2012, 03:45 PM

With all due respect to FilmStudy and Ravor, that is the best post on this board, ever.

**HoustonRaven** · 03-21-2012, 03:48 PM

OMG .... that was too funny!

Well done!

**leachisabeast** · 03-21-2012, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by trailhiker85

I can just see Tebow’s first meeting with ol’ Rexy. It goes something like…

Rex: "Welcome to the New York F**king Jets, Tim. We’re f**king glad to have you as part of our great f**king organization."

Tebow: "Umm … thank you, Coach."

Rex: "Lemme tell you, Tim, you can’t pay any attention to that media sh*t. Not a bit. We’re here to win f**king football games, goddamnit. So don’t let those f**king distractions get to you, OK?"

Tebow: "Umm, sure Coach. But with all due respect, umm, I mean, your, ah …language. I mean, I don’t really…"

Rex (interrupting): "Yep, language. Way ahead of you, kid. The language of winning is what we preach here. The f**king language of f**king winning. Don’t forget that."

Tebow: "Well, I…"

Rex (interrupting): "And I don’t care about that whole taking a knee thing after a touchdown. Not a problem. Hell, a lot of our guys do that thing with their arms making like wings, you know? Simulating a jet flying, right? Hey, we’re cool with all that sh*t. Say (brightening) …maybe you could do sort of a hybrid, huh? Start with the wing thing (Rex demonstrates, making whooshing noises while swooping about the office) and then you go right into your kneeling thing for the climax, hey? Best of both f**king worlds, right?"

Tebow: "Well, umm, maybe. Actually, I really wanted to talk about the quarterback situation. I know that you just extended Mark’s contract and…"

Rex (waving hand disdainfully): "Bah! That doesn’t mean anything. Hell, I stuck up for that p**sy in public, but let’s face facts. Sanchez is a borderline basket case. Honestly, the guy jumps out of his f**king skin when our receptionist reaches out to offer him a bagel. (Sighs, looks wistfully into distance). You know, I told the front office it was hopeless. They laughed at me. They always laugh at me. F**king morons. And that goddamn Tannenbaum…"

Tebow (clears throat): "Umm, Coach, with all due respect, I’m not sure we’ve gotten off on the right foot here…"

Rex (brightening): "Did you say 'foot'?"
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The funniest thing I've read on the internet for quite some time.

**Jayc00** · 03-21-2012, 03:51 PM

Well done Sir!

**trailhiker85** · 03-21-2012, 03:55 PM

Thanks for the compliments, folks.

Just goes to show that a slow day at work doesn't have to be a complete waste. Now I can go home feeling as though I've accomplished something.

**The Fanatic** · 03-21-2012, 03:55 PM

Trailhiker85 gets post of the year so far with that montage right there!!

Now that was some funny shit!!

**JustaslowZ06** · 03-21-2012, 04:06 PM

Actually it's on hold right now. Clause in the contract thats a hangup, even the Jets can't screw their team up right. Possible trade to the Rams is in the works apparently.

**HoustonRaven** · 03-21-2012, 04:18 PM

And now Shefter is reporting that the Jags are back in the mix.

**mindless lemming** · 03-21-2012, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by trailhiker85

I can just see Tebow’s first meeting with ol’ Rexy. It goes something like…

Rex: "Welcome to the New York F**king Jets, Tim. We’re f**king glad to have you as part of our great f**king organization."

Tebow: "Umm … thank you, Coach."

Rex: "Lemme tell you, Tim, you can’t pay any attention to that media sh*t. Not a bit. We’re here to win f**king football games, goddamnit. So don’t let those f**king distractions get to you, OK?"

Tebow: "Umm, sure Coach. But with all due respect, umm, I mean, your, ah …language. I mean, I don’t really…"

Rex (interrupting): "Yep, language. Way ahead of you, kid. The language of winning is what we preach here. The f**king language of f**king winning. Don’t forget that."

Tebow: "Well, I…"

Rex (interrupting): "And I don’t care about that whole taking a knee thing after a touchdown. Not a problem. Hell, a lot of our guys do that thing with their arms making like wings, you know? Simulating a jet flying, right? Hey, we’re cool with all that sh*t. Say (brightening) …maybe you could do sort of a hybrid, huh? Start with the wing thing (Rex demonstrates, making whooshing noises while swooping about the office) and then you go right into your kneeling thing for the climax, hey? Best of both f**king worlds, right?"

Tebow: "Well, umm, maybe. Actually, I really wanted to talk about the quarterback situation. I know that you just extended Mark’s contract and…"

Rex (waving hand disdainfully): "Bah! That doesn’t mean anything. Hell, I stuck up for that p**sy in public, but let’s face facts. Sanchez is a borderline basket case. Honestly, the guy jumps out of his f**king skin when our receptionist reaches out to offer him a bagel. (Sighs, looks wistfully into distance). You know, I told the front office it was hopeless. They laughed at me. They always laugh at me. F**king morons. And that goddamn Tannenbaum…"

Tebow (clears throat): "Umm, Coach, with all due respect, I’m not sure we’ve gotten off on the right foot here…"

Rex (brightening): "Did you say 'foot'?"
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The pee makes my undies warm and squishy....

**Ravenblue** · 03-21-2012, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by trailhiker85

I can just see Tebow’s first meeting with ol’ Rexy. It goes something like…

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Best. post. ever.

**TheJoeFlaccoShow** · 03-21-2012, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by The Fanatic

Trailhiker85 gets post of the year so far with that montage right there!!

And it aint even close! Freaking Hilarious.

Bro fist.

**BcRaven** · 03-21-2012, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by trailhiker85

Thanks for the compliments, folks.
Just goes to show that a slow day at work doesn't have to be a complete waste. Now I can go home feeling as though I've accomplished something.

We're glad you had nothing better to do today because that post has a HOOT !
Out-F***ing-standing... Bc

**Darksouleyez** · 03-21-2012, 06:44 PM

Trail, That was the best ever... which sucks tho is that Tebow heard F**king too much he prayed "PLEASE GOD GET ME OUTTA HERE!" and God came down and said "Hmmm lets add a 5 Million dollar clause in this contract and Wa-La... Go to the Jags."