Chicago and Their Backwards Thinking
I love when articles like this pop up.
There is a new gun buy back program going on right now in Chicago. I love it when cities decide to do this. Maryland did something similar like this right before I moved. I got $450 when I turned in a 9 rusted out pieces of shit that could never fire a round and got straight cash, homie!
I wish I had more sitting around the house. I bet I could piece together all my broken Glock parts into one gun and get me that gift card!
What's even more "brilliant" about this move is the cops are taking the guns in "no questions asked". If I was some gang banger and just lit up some dude, I walking that piece right over the buy back sight, turn over the only piece of evidence to the murder and get paid to do so.
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