I Waited All Day for Sunday Night?

**Filmstudy** · 09-10-2012, 12:42 AM

I Waited all Day for Sunday Night?—A Steelers message board contributor tries to make sense of yet another loss at Denver

Don’t tell me to get off the ledge
A score of posts I’ll write
Trying to understand how and why
My Steelers got beat on Sunday night

The loss of Clark was huge of course
Sans him, Polo is checked in might
His gray hair flowing in the wind
I waited all day for Sunday night?

Are we cursed with OL injuries?
From a decent line, 2 more bites
An Official Oline Sucks thread
Will make me feel better Sunday night

Adams the slow, Colon the twitchy
Legs the beaten, and Pounce the slight
Limpy’s the nickname of choice
For the OL as of Sunday night

Is it Hailey or Haley?
I hope he’s gone before I get it right
Playcalling for a peewee game
I stayed up for Sunday night?

And what about our corners?
A group that lives in fright
Bigger cushions than my sofa
Divot deep waiting for Sunday night

We lost the 3rd quarter 7-6
With only 36 ticks on D tonight
Still Allergic to tackling Thomas?
Or just a weird ass Sunday Night?

It’s not a good front seven
Salaries higher than a kite
If I hear Hood’s OK again I’ll scream
He was invisible Sunday night

Hampton, Timmons, Worilds, and Woodley
All look huge which isn’t right
A close camp gluttony contest
Must have preceded Sunday night

The roadmap’s there for all to see
To send our defense in flight
No answer for the no huddle
From our boys on Sunday night

Lebeau’s beloved in this town
But the blown leads just aren’t right
Enjoy Florida and apple sauce please
Ere we play again Sunday night

It’s hard to blame Big Ben
Converting 3rd’s to maintain the fight
But he stared down Porter like Boller
To give the game away Sunday night

I’m sure we are rebuilding
6-10 is about right
More cap concessions this offseason
And I could have slept through Sunday night

**leachisabeast** · 09-10-2012, 03:07 AM

hahaha awesome man, that was a good read.

**wickedsolo** · 09-10-2012, 03:29 AM

You know, now that I think about it Worilds and Woodley did look pretty heavy. More than usual at least.

**GOTA** · 09-10-2012, 04:52 AM

That's funny stuff but if a Raven fan was posting something like that after a loss about our team on this board I'd be pretty pissed. I can imagine he's getting hammered where ever he posted that.

**Filmstudy** · 09-10-2012, 05:54 AM

Originally Posted by GOTA

That's funny stuff but if a Raven fan was posting something like that after a loss about our team on this board I'd be pretty pissed. I can imagine he's getting hammered where ever he posted that.

It's original material. Here's the method:

1. Read the scout boards for the Steelers, which are imploding
2. Note a number of specific complaints (there is a treasure trove there)
3. Apply to verse using a consistent rhyme scheme, kinda like a limerick

Wayne Brady can do it in the time it take the girl to walk from her seat to the chair. It took me about 90 minutes to do this.

**HKusp** · 09-10-2012, 05:56 AM

Obviously I am glad they lost, but watching the game inspired my own rant in the middle of the third quarter. I posted it in the non-ravens section last night.

http://ravens24x7.com/forum/showthre...asn-t-mattered

**Webbmaster** · 09-10-2012, 06:16 AM

Originally Posted by Filmstudy

It's original material. Here's the method:

1. Read the scout boards for the Steelers, which are imploding
2. Note a number of specific complaints (there is a treasure trove there)
3. Apply to verse using a consistent rhyme scheme, kinda like a limerick

Wayne Brady can do it in the time it take the girl to walk from her seat to the chair. It took me about 90 minutes to do this.

It's still brilliant and very funny someone should post it on a steelers board as a lark.
Hey filmstudy i know you usually only break down ravens game film but the
49ers offense during the green bay game was using some very interesting route running and I wish you could do an explaination of the intricacies of it as it was fascinating to watch a creative offensive coordinator use misdirection during the route to get guys wide open so the lame quarterback they have can just complete an easy pass.
Thanks

**Kevlar** · 09-10-2012, 06:36 AM

I was wishing I was color blind last night with all that ugly bright orange and even uglier piss yellow all over my TV.

**Beau Petard** · 09-10-2012, 07:13 AM

Film-
I sense a budding EAP after reading that Pitt fan's poetry!

May his team win....Nevermore!

As far as Pitt's issues, they were outcoached, IMHO.

**Ravenswintitle** · 09-10-2012, 07:15 AM

Bravo Film!

**alienrace** · 09-10-2012, 07:52 AM

Great stuff

**GOTA** · 09-10-2012, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by Filmstudy

It's original material. Here's the method:

1. Read the scout boards for the Steelers, which are imploding
2. Note a number of specific complaints (there is a treasure trove there)
3. Apply to verse using a consistent rhyme scheme, kinda like a limerick

Wayne Brady can do it in the time it take the girl to walk from her seat to the chair. It took me about 90 minutes to do this.

Oh wow. Here I thought you were reprinting something you saw on a Steeler board. That changes everything since it's inspired by panicked Steeler fans and not composed by one of them.

Very cool

**HKusp** · 09-10-2012, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by Filmstudy

It's original material. Here's the method:

1. Read the scout boards for the Steelers, which are imploding
2. Note a number of specific complaints (there is a treasure trove there)
3. Apply to verse using a consistent rhyme scheme, kinda like a limerick

Wayne Brady can do it in the time it take the girl to walk from her seat to the chair. It took me about 90 minutes to do this.

Trolling Steeler message boards Film??? For shame....

**dandrews** · 09-10-2012, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by Kevlar

I was wishing I was color blind last night with all that ugly bright orange and even uglier piss yellow all over my TV.

Hey, Orange is awesome.

Go Orioles!!

**festivus** · 09-10-2012, 09:20 AM

The whole thing is brilliant, FS.

This was my favorite part:

> A close camp gluttony contest
> Must have preceded Sunday night

I salute your worditudiness, sir.

**bmore finest** · 09-10-2012, 10:54 AM

Nice read. The city here is so quiet. Now can enjoy a Purple Monday with a bigger smile. Gald at least we got Manning at Home.

**Carey** · 09-10-2012, 11:06 AM

Was i the only one drooling looking at how poorly the Steelers defended the no huddle and how Peyton dictated to the Hair and made him virtually a bystander

**NOLARavenFAN** · 09-10-2012, 11:44 AM

It was a road loss. and I have seen then look much worse......also the Steelers are notorious for slow starts. I want to see a few more games before I have an opinion...

**ravenjoe** · 09-10-2012, 11:48 AM

"A close camp gluttony contest"....I LOVE IT!!!

**Kevlar** · 09-10-2012, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by dandrews

Hey, Orange is awesome.

Go Orioles!!

Orioles wear more of a burnt or natural orange, not bright neon.

http://www.sikids.com/images/cms/imc...n-manning4.jpg

http://www.sportsblink.com/product_i...ey-3158049.jpg

At least Broncos fans don't need to buy extra clothes for deer hunting or prison road crew work.