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  1. #13
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    Love this thread!

    Just wish you could post more often but I know you have more pressing issues.
    WARNING: This post may contain material offensive to those who lack wit, humor, common sense and/or supporting factual or anecdotal evidence. All statements and assertions contained herein may be subject to literary devices not limited to: irony, metaphor, allusion and dripping sarcasm.




  2. #14

    Re: Heroes & Goats ("The Drive" Edition)

    I have to include Harbaugh on the Goats list until such time as his team demonstrates more DISCIPLINE! Simply too many penalties week in, and week out - totally on his shoulders! Good stuff as always!
    "Grab those pusillanimous sons-a-bitches by the nose and kick 'em in the balls.." General George S. Patton




  3. #15

    Re: Heroes & Goats ("The Drive" Edition)

    Quote Originally Posted by RAVENOUS52 View Post
    [1) JIMMY SMITH- In coverage, this dude is more confused than a blind lesbian in a fish market. Please God, we don't need another Frank Walker...
    Dude.
    You are truly a ruiner of other peoples trousers.

    Great thread every week Ravenous!
    If you break the rules you can't make the rules.
    - Remove Coach Tomlin from the NFL Competition committee.




  4. #16

    Re: Heroes & Goats ("The Drive" Edition)

    Love the post.

    Thought Jimmy Smith showed some improvement last week. Granted it was against a rookie QB but I thought he showed some form of progression and as a young player in a skill position that is what i am looking for. Will reserve judgement on him till he has a more complete body of work to judge.
    A linebacker's job is to knock out running backs, to knock out receivers, to chase the football,
    -Ray Lewis




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    Re: Heroes & Goats ("The Drive" Edition)

    Jimmy Smith is frustrating because all the mistakes he makes are really correctable, but he makes the same mistakes over and over again. There are times when you will never see Jimmy Smith on the screen, which is a good thing because that means he isn't giving up receptions, and that's what his strength was in college, a true shut down CB who can get really physical with you, but he is making really silly errors that I never seen he make in college. It just again raises more questions about the coaching staff, as the coaches have to find a way to put him in the best position to succeed, and standing 10 yards off everyone is not playing to his main strength.




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    Re: Heroes & Goats ("The Drive" Edition)

    Dude stole my schtick. He does it well, though.

    I do expect some royalty checks, however.
    Smarter than most Sports Columnists
    Smarter than every Bengals fan
    Craps poop better looking than any Browns fan
    Less inbred than any Steelers fan




  7. #19

    Re: Heroes & Goats ("The Drive" Edition)

    Ravenous = Fan - f%@!ing - tastic!




  8. #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg's Dog View Post
    Dude stole my schtick. He does it well, though.

    I do expect some royalty checks, however.
    There's a blast from the past ...
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  9. #21
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    Re: Heroes & Goats ("The Drive" Edition)

    Blind Mike????

    Tooooooo funnnnnnny.

    Glad I didn't yell that out when LeeAnne sat in front of
    me at the Indy PO game. I was yelling where's the blind side guy w/o knowing who was in front of me. T tried to tell me but I thought he was joking.

    After all these years he's still on someone's goat's list, one of Ozzie's worse first round draft picks. My nick names usually get crucified on here.
    Pic of a natural act: UBER RAVENS FAN AND HISTORIAN GURU. THE PAST IS NOT DEAD, IN FACT, IT IS NOT EVEN PAST.' WILLIAM FAULKNER.




  10. #22

    Re: Heroes & Goats ("The Drive" Edition)

    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonRaven View Post
    Love this thread!

    Just wish you could post more often but I know you have more pressing issues.
    I'll do the best I can to finish out the season strong with 8 more editions of Hs&Gs, bro... Sometimes my mental state isn't stable enough to produce a quality product after the Ravens play poorly.

    Quote Originally Posted by ravenjoe
    I have to include Harbaugh on the Goats list until such time as his team demonstrates more DISCIPLINE! Simply too many penalties week in, and week out - totally on his shoulders! Good stuff as always!
    I agree, Joe! He's really pissing me off with his lack of discipline as a COACH! WTF man, set a positive example or something Harbs!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Real Fan Dan
    Dude.
    You are truly a ruiner of other peoples trousers.

    Great thread every week Ravenous!
    Thanks, and sorry for ruining your Dockers dude...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ravenous1
    Love the post.

    Thought Jimmy Smith showed some improvement last week. Granted it was against a rookie QB but I thought he showed some form of progression and as a young player in a skill position that is what i am looking for. Will reserve judgement on him till he has a more complete body of work to judge.
    Don't worry, this upcoming game against the Raiders, everyone starts off with a clean slate. But when the whistle blows, anyone becomes a potential victim of my venomous keyboard...

    Quote Originally Posted by Greg's Dog
    Dude stole my schtick. He does it well, though.

    I do expect some royalty checks, however.
    Greg's pup is the Brandon Weeden of Insult Comedy Dogs... I think this may be the first mutt I've ever seen with TWO orifices that spew copious amounts of fecal matter...

    Quote Originally Posted by houstonravensfan
    Ravenous = Fan - f%@!ing - tastic!
    Glad to be of service, man...




  11. #23
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    Re: Heroes & Goats ("The Drive" Edition)

    Good to see this thread back - hope all is good with you Rav52!




  12. #24

    Re: Heroes & Goats ("The Drive" Edition)

    It's all good my brother! Can't wait to see you the next time you visit!

    P.S. Could you tell 1 Direction to return home?

    UNLEASH THE BEASTS!!!!




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