The Oh-and-Three Lament

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No one would want our record
But the writers can climb a tree
The best team in the league or maybe ever
That started 0-3

The O and D are listless
Axe Lebeau or only Haley?
I could coach a bunch of zombies
And be no worse than 0-3

 

 

Redman was so clutch for us
A third-down back to see
Now he’s caught a case of fumbleitis
Which led to 0-3

We’ll get a top five pick at least
Want Bridgewater or Clowney?
Goodell, stop the Browns from tanking!
Or we’ll have wasted 0-3

A 2-year rebuilding process
Means we ought to trade Ben now
2 #1 picks sounds fair to me
But won’t make up for 0-3

The running back situation
Is as bad as it could be
Should have taken Lacy over Bell
Too late, we’re 0-3

They play in London this week
A plane back after Wembley
Leave some of those high-price clowns behind
They helped make us 0-3

OL draft busts abound
Each seems to have a bad knee
Now DeCastro caused another one
They suck at 0-3

Starks and Colon could have been re-signed
Now they’re signed by other teams
We’ve been resigned to their play for years
But we wouldn’t be 0-3

Which players are on their way out
Polo, Ben, Ike, or Woodley?
Don’t let the door slam on your ass
You helped get us to 0-3

Solidarity is needed now
Yinzers unite with me
We’ll back our Penguins and Pirates
Because they’re not 0-3

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Ken comes to us via area message boards where he has consistently posted some of the most insightful and memorable posts that you'll find anywhere.  Known as "Filmstudy", Ken is a lifelong Baltimorean and rabid fan of Baltimore sports who grew up about 1 mile from Memorial Stadium.  He attended...more

2 Raves on “The Oh-and-Three Lament

  1. John Vondracek on said:

    I love the misery of the steelers as much as anyone… But please, lets not crow too hard. After performances we have shown today (and this season in general so far)… There but for the grace of God go us…

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