MR. MOJO RIZON: Wide Receivers, the NFL’s dumbass divas

Street Talk MR. MOJO RIZON: Wide Receivers, the NFL’s dumbass divas

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If there is one thing Mr. Mojo has learned when it comes to dumbass NFL divas (aka wide receivers), nothing is as it first appears…


 

  • Roy Williams ended up playing like a seventh round pick.
  • Marques Colston ended up playing like a first round pick.
  • T.O. never became the big fish that saved Dallas.
  • Randy Hymes never became the second coming of T.O.
  • Chris Henry is not kicked out of the league.
  • Braylon Edwards suddenly looks more like a dud than a stud.
  • Chris Chambers, Roy Williams, Deion Branch, Marty Booker, Nate Burleson, David Givens,
  • Amani Toomer and Justin McCareins have never resembled the top-flight receivers their paychecks would suggest they are.
  • Donte Stallworth never spent even a month in jail.
  • Marvin Harrison never shot that guy.
  • Plaxico Burress may have shot himself without a permit, but now it appears he’ll peer through a facemask again before he sees the world from behind bars.
  • Chad Johnson was never traded, and never wore Ocho Cinco on his back either.
  • Anquan Boldin’s pay-me or trade-me demands continue to result in nothing.
  • Brandon Marshall’s trade-me-out-of-this-hell-hole demands are yielding the same: a big-fat nothing.
  • Joshua Cribbs has told the Browns that reneging on his need for a new contract means they’ll now need to trade him; the team has told Cribbs, “we didn’t…and we won’t”
  • 35-year-old Seahawks receiver Bobby Engram’s contract demands have gone nowhere.
  • 35-year-old Ravens receiver Derrick Mason’s contract demands suddenly became a retirement announcement, which everyone believed, for about an hour and a half.


 

I tell you, it’s enough to start believing Steve Smith, Hines Ward and Randy Moss are perfectly sane individuals. 

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Mr. Mojo Rizon is RSR’s answer to The Sporting News’ “Fly” and The Sun’s exiled “Mr. Flip.” If you are familiar with those columns, you’ll get it.  If not, sit back, brace yourself and enjoy.

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