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“Believe nothing you hear, and only half that you see.”

That sound piece of advice comes courtesy of late Baltimore resident Edgar Allan Poe. When Poe wrote those words in 1845, he probably wasn’t anticipating that they’d be used in 2022 by a snarky football writer talking about the NFL Draft.

And yet, here we are.

Welcome to Lying Season.

In principle, honesty and transparency are the best policies, but there are realms of life where deception is the more practical solution. Whether it’s a business negotiation, a political strategy, or an interrogation session from your in-laws, the whole truth can sometimes be your enemy. The world of football is no exception.

Over these final few days before the NFL Draft, you’re going to see one of the ways GMs truly make their money: deception. Make no mistake, it may be the offseason, but these teams are already at war, your Ravens included. And as Sun Tzu tells us, “All warfare is based on deception.”

Anonymous coaches and “sources close to the team” will chum the water with rumors, and we as the fans will be forced to tread the frothing tides as the sharks circle with wild speculation. Even in cases that seem cut and dry, there are ways that front offices can tell half-truths and create shades of doubt. For your consideration, I present: The Jacksonville Jaguars.

Forgive the coarse language, but that’s balderdash. Theoretically, yes, there could be in-fighting between ownership and the GM about the better overall selection at #1. But this close to the Draft? And to float it out to the media that your Big Board isn’t solidified on the Monday of Draft Week?

I don’t buy it for a second. I firmly believe that Hutchinson is going to be the pick, and the Jaguars are planting seeds of doubt to make the job that much harder for the teams behind them. They could even be holding out hope that some team panics and offers a huge haul at #1 (which I doubt seriously). Still, the rumor mill seems to be working, at least in Vegas.

Of course, I can be as confident as I want that Walker isn’t the first overall pick, but it doesn’t matter; these rumors muddy the waters, and that’s the objective. In these final few days before the Draft, try this exercise with me: examine every Draft rumor you read and, assuming it was a lie, ask yourself who stands to gain from it. Let’s try it, shall we?

Hogwash. The Chiefs may have some players listed in a different tier, but they’re known to find players that will grade higher with later picks. The article even mentions Creed Humphrey and Nick Bolton, the two players that immediately came to my mind when I read this. If it’s a lie, it could be to catch teams by surprise if they have an interest in trading up to snag a wide receiver.

I’m willing to give this one slightly more credence, but I still think this is a power play by the Panthers. A dwindling market for Baker Mayfield could force the Browns to lower the asking price and take what they can get before the Draft begins. A bird in the hand, and all that jazz.

This one might be the most suspect of the bunch. I’m not discounting that there are legitimate concerns with Pickens’ composure, but look at how stacked this wide receiver class is. If you’re a team with a need at wide receiver but you don’t want to spend a first-round price, why not be the boy who cried “character concerns” and see if you can drive Pickens’ stock down to a second-round pick?

So where do the Ravens come in?

Let me start by saying that I really, really hope this isn’t a lie. Even if it is in line with the previous reports from the offseason, you have to admit that the timing is awfully suspicious. My tinfoil hat conspiracy theory is that the Ravens are either A) hoping that one of the premier tackles in Neal, Ekwonu or Cross will fall into their laps using the façade of not needing one, or B) that they reduce the risk of a team leapfrogging them in the third round to grab one of the mid-tier tackles like Daniel Faalele or Nicholas Petit-Frere.

Again, for my own part, this is all speculation. Until Thursday, all any of us can do is speculate. I’m just going to throw one more nugget out there for you to consider: in 2017, a little birdie (Eric DeCosta) made some remarks in a press conference about how attractive the market could be for receivers like Corey Davis (drafted #5 by Tennessee) and John Ross (drafted #9 by Cincinnati). Who did the Ravens get at #16?

All-Pro cornerback Marlon Humphrey.

Trust no one, Flock, not even our own. Happy Draft Week!!

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